- "Hi, all. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Mr Wilson's come down with gastro, so I'll be taking Health and Human Relationships Day today."
- ―Sonia Jarra
Wilson, often known as Mr Wilson, is a teacher at Bremin High School. During the time that Ben Ripley was trapped in the Empty World, Wilson was sick, and had Vice-Principal Sonia Jarra take over his Health and Human Relationships class.