This is a list of quotes for Jake Riles.
Episode 1 (Season 1)
- "Good one, 'Dracula'."
- "Thanks a lot, freak."
- "Is that the stink of rotten flesh?"
- "Any idiot would start a fire."
Episode 13 (Season 1)
- "Wait, it's loser Dad!"
Episode 4 (Season 2)
- "I see nerd people. Carings sharing."
Episode 8 (Season 2)
- "Here's your stupid talisman! You'd better find Andy with it."
Episode 9 (Season 2)
- "You need to pay!"